YES. Lately it seems like all the bathing suits I think are cute are in the “plus size” department and my girls are not quite that big. Can I have the cute bikini with actual boob support in a bra size under 40? No? All I get are bandeaus with a stupid ruffle? Yay.

I mean, it seems like the creators of button-down shirts haven’t figured out how breasts work AT ALL, regardless of size. I’ve been a 34B and I’ve been a 38D and I’ve never had a shirt that didn’t have boob-button-gap.

I bought this beautiful embroidered linen dress at a thrift store ... and it’s got a horrendous polyester lining in it. All of it. Good thing I bought it to alter, because that is the last thing I want in my breezy linen summer wear.

“Well I totally asked the initiating party, and THEY said it was consensual, so ...”

Yeah, I did it a couple of times for camping trips. It was lovely not to have to fight with curls while sponge-bathing in the wilderness.

Seriously that entire movie was perfectly cast. They did everything right and somehow it was still terrible.

My wardrobe is 50% boring solid-color basics from Old Navy and 50% weird shit I sewed myself. And most of the time I’m just in the house in yoga pants anyway.

WELP I NEED TO GO WASH MY FACE AGAIN THANKS

Right??! The minute I move my arms it’s stuck halfway down my ribcage or in the hair on the back of my neck. I should not ever be allowed near adhesives.

I can’t even get double-sided tape to keep my bra straps hidden in a tank top, so if that’s what she’s doing I want to know how.

None. None is fun.

Yeah there’s flaunting it and then there’s a total lack of circulation. Also if one of those babies gets loose someone’s gonna get a concussion.

Yeah that’s how I’m reading it too? Maybe I need more caffeine?

I actually have to get mine out too. Somehow 3 of them came all the way, perfectly straight. It baffles my dentists because they look in my mouth and can’t fathom how they fit in there. The 4th one is stuck and poised to knock out a molar, and the other 3 are getting decay.

I finished my Eye of Agamotto for my ECCC cosplay:

HEYYY my birthday is tomorrow, have a drink for me, birthday buddy!

And she’s probably never going to get kicked out of a public restroom, even though everyone would know if she was violating one of those stupid bathroom laws.

ahahahaha omg this scene. I screamed so loud my daughter heard me in the basement and came to see what had happened.

My kid had her wisdom teeth out this morning. I’m going to go stare at the bloody sockets now for a palate cleanser.

I had no interest in seeing the reboot of National Lampoon’s Vacation, but I sure watched that clip of Chris prancing around in tight shorts a few (dozen) times.