hahahaha what the fuck

Taxis in my area have phone apps that allow you to both summon and pay for them. And most of the cabs are Priuses. (Prii?)

And she grew up in Paris.

Beat me to it!

Ew yeah, that’s gross. But ours totally contains “bennifer” so I laughed at that. ;)

Uh. Do you know me? Because we totally have an email account like this. But it’s for bills and car registrations and household management stuff that we both need access to. Our personal emails are separate.

I just snort-laughed so hard I choked.

My brother’s wife accidentally had her second at home. She didn’t realize it was actual labor and not Braxton-Hicks until suddenly she needed to push. The paramedics kept asking how far apart her contractions were and my brother is like “... no, the baby is here. It’s out. It’s a girl.”

I feel like the big draw for Uber is the ease of hailing / paying for one from your smartphone. But there’s at least two different apps for regular cabs where I live, with all the convenience AND the added bonus that I get the cab number and company name when it’s dispatched so I know exactly which car I’m getting.

Well but only if you get caught: “and they are discovered”.

I didn’t know it was a different adhesive! It’s not the first time I’ve reacted to an adhesive (there was an incident with my surgical dressings after my c-section) so I probably should have been anticipating it. The longest I was able to keep it on was 4 days before I started having horrible stabbing pain radiating…

I KNOW!? I’ve never figured it out. At least when they make a joke about “joining in” it’s just their porno fantasy. The line of “logic” from “Lesbian A doesn’t want to date me but I bet Lesbian B hasn’t got a boyfriend!” confounds me.

It doesn’t even work all the time. I had a dude that would not stop asking me out at work, even though I was engaged and planning a wedding at the time. And he knew this. AND he was 12 years younger than me!

My little sister’s been with her girlfriend for 5 years now, since they were both 15. When a guy hits on my sister and she indicates her girlfriend, he will then attempt to hit on her girlfriend, instead.

I really wanted to use the patch but it turns out I’m allergic to the adhesive. :(

Hahaha we totally thought the same thing.

When my dad was ill, I met with my 3 younger siblings to talk about what we needed to do for him. A little backstory: I have one full brother 18 months younger, and two half-siblings that are 20+ years younger than I am. So at the time, they were in their teens, I was married with kids of my own, and my full brother…

Mark Hamill says Luke could be gay

My father did his best to give away anything he wanted his kids and grandkids to have before he died. Because he knew my stepmother wouldn’t let anything leave the house afterward. I say “did his best” because she’s a hoarder and we had to smuggle stuff out when she wasn’t looking. There’s still a few of his books I’d…

I’m still stuck on “rage like W”, frankly.