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Yes, like the hypocrisy of not wanting people to “talk to you like an adversary because of your race” right after calling out “Hispanic guys” for catcalling. HMMMM.

This article literally says “she’s a great leader despite her terrible fashion choices.” It’s still a criticism of her fashion. You didn’t think “frumpy” in the headline was a compliment did you? Why not “sensible” or “perfectly normal”?

Have you googled “Angela Merkel fashion”? Because I’ll tell you, every article on the first page of results is criticism of her clothing choices.

Or: a male news anchor wears the same suit every day for a year and only his female co-host’s outfits get criticized.

Ugh, ffs men, those are our INVISIBLE CLOTHES. We know how to get “attention” if we want it.

Great, so you only support women as long as you like the tone of their replies to you. Congratulations, you are in fact part of the problem.

I discovered that if you wear a tiara at Disneyland, all of the staff will address you as “Princess”. So there’s a shortcut. ;)

Most of the times I’ve been catcalled have been first thing in the morning, after walking my kid to school. Baggy sweats, oversized hoodie, no makeup, greasy sloppy bun. My mother-in-law got catcalled in her gardening clothes. She’s 60.

I like her lacy bralette and panties, though. I’d like some of those.

THIS. My least favorite part of teaching was the parents. I can’t give EVERY kid the lead role in the school play. And, your kid has to actually show up to class occasionally to get a part. No, I’m not a racist for not casting your daughter as the princess, your daughter is NEVER HERE.

Thank you, I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

Yes yes. I’m 43, and my kids are 18 and 15. There is no way I want another kid at this point. 5 years ago, maybe. But now? Nope.

His eyeliner game is lightyears ahead of mine.

But, you know, they’re the logical and rational ones and it’s us women who are ruled by our emotions.

A LIGHTSABER CANE!

Just wait until you CAN’T STOP PEEING!

I have tried liver. That and veal are two meats I just can’t stand. Something about the texture. But I see your point.

Muscle relaxers generally give me a terrible grind-y headache but I wonder if it’d work differently on my period. I’m pretty sure we have a big bottle of Flexeril around here somewhere from when Mr. Bells got them for his back pain.

I alternate. Some months I can’t poop to save my life, and some I can’t stop pooping. Fun times.

ooh I’m impressed. My shingles was worse than my cramps, but I had it in my eye so that may have contributed.