I kind of get it, I mean, it does feel a little bit like another “but what about the menz” for a problem that’s overwhelmingly women’s. But it’s as much a problem as, like bagofletters says, the gendering of heart attack symptoms toward men.

I am totally paranoid about that heart attack thing. I hear so many stories about women being told it’s “just stress” because the early signs are so different. But ironically, the very heart condition I have that makes me fearful also makes me more likely to be taken seriously. It’s hard to dismiss chest pain in…

Actually, Mr. Bells wasn’t that great at it at first. But I am a talented gift-giver, and after getting a couple of “oh my GOD where did you FIND this?!” presents he realized he needed to up his game and pay more attention. Also, when I correct him he takes it in stride. Like, he bought me some earrings for Christmas…

I hate peppermint tooooo! Sisters!

I bought this pair of thigh-high boots when I weighed 105 lbs and I couldn’t zip them. Who the fuck are they supposed to fit!?

I can’t find it now, but I JUST read a post about this. The girl is saying that guys complain when she won’t pretend to like sports for them. “But what if you’re dating a guy who does, won’t you watch it with him?”

I felt like this a lot in my first marriage, where he literally never had any idea what to give me for gifts. Even if I specifically told him to buy me X for my birthday, he’d come home with the equivalent of Marge Simpson’s bowling ball. Because he never actually thought about me.

The current Mr. Bells, on the other…

Did NONE of you think to call Brandi Kirchgessner, for goodness sakes? She’s got like 12 bunnies already!

RIGHT? Because if someone broke in while you’re NOT HOME how is leaving the gun in plain sight supposed to help anyway? Seems like a good way to lose a gun.

It looks like my bicycle seat in the 70's, all glittery vinyl. It may be the nostalgia talking but I love it.

And I mean ... did the kids waltz in the house and straight to the gun? He didn’t think “Hey maybe I should put the gun away?”

Every time I try to use Snapchat, I swear the buttons do something different. Every time.

IDK but he comes into the Starbucks in head-to-toe Ferrari gear. Like, jacket, baseball cap, t-shirt, travel mug ...

See, the utter lunacy of the sign distracted me from noticing pretty much anything about the car.

Now I gotta know what he says.

I just thought it was one of the older, rare Ferraris I wasn’t familiar with. It was tickling the back of my mind that it looked odd whenever I saw it, but I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about cars. Plus I’m distracted by how bizarre the GODDAMN SIGN is.

My daughter was like “Wait ... WHAT IF HE DOESN’T KNOW IT’S A MIATA??”

I actually commented it there earlier under another Ferrari article.

I do not possess the twitters, but if you’d forward it for me that’d be cool too!

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