Seriously, I’m thinking “Yeah, I studied it. So that’s why I know IT IS OFFENSIVE.”

The Vagina Ideologues.

I bought this lovely white silk-blend sweater before Christmas. I wore it once, for 4 hours, and now it has a black stain across the front that won’t come out. I didn’t eat anything. I have no idea what I did.

I legit did not understand the ending to that movie until I watched it with subtitles on. OHHH now I GET WHAT HAPPENED

Poe was there to be adorably robo-Finn-sexual. At least that’s MY reading.

RIGHT?!

Nice framing on this photo. Jeez.

Mr. Bells and I, for some reason, have two different versions of the OT Star Wars Monopoly. Only one of them has a Leia token.

You made me realize that I honestly don’t think I ever finished a unit/color. I hated doing them so much that I’d just stall through whatever color I tested into. Teachers always seemed to be mad that I read so far ahead of grade level, why would I want to move up, anyway?

How the fuck do you even cheat on an SRA reader? I hated those stupid things. I was in Silver or Gold but I acted like I should have been in Red because I was so slow to finish them. (Also I’m looking at pictures of it and I guess Silver doesn’t exist anymore?)

I can’t quite wrap my brain around the background. Is it moss? Is it trees? Why can’t my eyes focus on it?!

I’m calling this the “Tim Curry’s Legend”

That is totally a thing. Utah Mormon culture is very very different.

I have broken several laws in Utah. All of which related to sex.

• Utah. Ironically.
  

Especially not in UTAH, where something like 70% of the population is Mormon, and they have “singles wards” where the whole purpose is to meet your eternal soulmate. Like, you can join an entire congregation of single white people.

Taco Bell will “cleanse” the shit out of you. I mean, if violent diarrhea counts as “cleansing”. Or maybe Chipotle?

I feel like I’m kind of waiting for everyone else to go BACK to work/school so I can get something done.

That looks like a salsa bowl you could steal from El Torito for free.

I hate all things peppermint. But I also like Junior Mints. Go figure.