The irony here is there’s already terms for someone who’s attracted to children after puberty. And it’s not “slightly less pedophilic”

I mean, technically that’s ephebophilia once they’ve hit puberty. Still. No. So much no. ALL THE NO.

oh oh Jesus tapdancing christ.

I was wearing a halter dress out to dinner once and the neck just came untied. And half-fell into my meal. Fortunately I caught it, because the dress in question did not allow for a bra.

Last week I tripped and fell face-first into a full laundry basket. My shin is still gouged.

My husband is sometimes afraid people will think he hits me. Because how the hell did I get a bruise THERE?

I need that for the mouth part of my face.

All. All of these. I need them. To add to my collection of 2 dozen vintage hats I already never wear.

Ugh, sorry man. I didn’t realize I wasn’t showing all the comments before I joined the pile-on.

Oh no no sorry! I wasn’t trying to say that YOU said that. It was just a general response of my feelings about it. Sorry!

I’ve got a friend who’s allergic to cow. Not lactose, cow. He can’t have any dairy, he can’t eat beef. It’s the weirdest thing and I say that as someone from a whole damn family of celiacs.

It depends. Some people have it severely enough that cross-contamination is a real issue. My dad would have needed a separate toaster. My husband does not.

It’s obvious that everybody in advertising everywhere was high on cocaine in the 80s.

Yeah normally I’d insist that work gifts flow down, not up, but if you’re in a tiny office then it seems more fair.

I am honestly not even sure, but apparently “Costco products” so adamantly did not count as “groceries” that he said it would be like “telling me to put away the groceries and expecting me to know that that included scrubbing the toilets.”

The irony of my brother* is that he refuses to help out when you ask him, but then will bitch that he’s been left out of plans. And god forbid you don’t return his messages immediately if he should deign to text you.

We are twinsies. Sewing time, alone time. WORD.

As a bisexual cis woman, I do often feel erased from LGBT discussions but it rather pales in comparison to the issues trans men and women face.

Hey, I have a double uterus and vagina, so clearly I am TWO women!

That whole First Amendment thing only applies to white, Christian men. Who are Donald Trump. Obvs.