Borg—whose actual German accent sounds a lot like Nick Kroll doing a Flula Borg impression and challenging you to a game of foosball

OH the things people get upset over...

The original Monopoly is a pretty clear attack on Capitalism, so going in the opposite direction isn't really a bad idea in theory. The execution leaves much to be desired, though.

Counterpoint: I’ve made $226 million dollars being one of the best at what I do. Why should I have to waste my time answering the questions of a guy that constantly trolls me on Twitter? Frankly, why should literally anyone have to put up with that?

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

“I do not own the rights to this YouTube video of a day old album, which has been posted under fair use”

That’s what I found so baffling. I don’t pay attention to The Simpsons anymore but figured if the AVClub was posting a video, it might be worth checking out. Turns out they posted a video they specifically think we SHOULDN’T check out which... huh? I think the proper thing to do would’ve been to write the article —…

Don’t forget Phil Tippet. He was a stop motion animator at ILM who had a large hand in the chess sequence in the original “Star Wars” as well as the tauntauns and Imperial Walkers in “Empire Strikes Back”. He was originally hired to do the dinosaurs in “Jurassic Park” using the revolutionary go-motion technique he…

The other day, I was almost pick pocketed. Fortunately, I caught him before he fully had his hand in my pocket, and I immediately shouted, “UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103! ROME STATUTE!” The man shrunk away at my incantation; knowing I had robbed him of his implied right to the pictures in my wallet.

I see this every day in my work. People will fall for the most ridiculous shit as long as it’s on a computer. In the last 4 months, I’ve had 4 separate end users buy Google Play cards for their “boss” that “needed them for a client” and requested they simply send the numbers over. Email even said don’t call the boss’s…

There are too many podcasts please eliminate three hundred of them, unless PFT is associated with them he’s a national treasure.

Better than Dax Sheppard? 

“Alright, enough of that. Now lemme tell ya, folks, about ME UNDIES...”

Can’t wait to hear Maron complain about this for 45 minutes as a prelude to his conversation with Iliza Shlesinger

Can’t we have both?

Is there a mumbo large, mumbo medium, mumbo small? Asking for a friend.

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...