It doesn't air at 12:30 AM either; it's more like 12:37.

Its almost as annoying as a website that has an autoplaying video ad with no clear way to turn it off.

Still, it could be worse. They could switch over to Kinja.

inb4 the showrunners play a certain recent semi-popular Japanese RPG and think “Wait a second, we can do that.”

The big season 4 reveal is also is that the real robots...are us. 

That was already the big reveal of the first two seasons, so seems on-brand

Actually, that was one of the second season reveals, what with us being even less complex than the hosts.

I mean, that’s one take.

Nothing about my car’s operation is a matter of taste, this is a ridiculous comparison. 

Fuck you for taking people’s money and microwaving their food at an “upscale” place. Seems to me it would be better to say something like, “because of the aging process, we strongly recommend our steaks are not prepared past medium-well” and then offer to take the steak back and finish it in the oven if they’re still…

Ehh... Some things are simply a matter of preference though. In those cases, no amount of “knowledge and expertise” can inform someone on what a stranger’s tastes will be. In this case of a steak, you can say objectively that a well done steak will be less flavorful, but some people are more concerned with texture…

Your comparison is bad and you should feel bad.

This analogy went off the rails FAST.  Cooking may be an art, but not when it’s done to sell a product to a customer who will then consume it.  If I order a steak, it’s not going up in a museum for people to marvel at it, it’s going in my mouth.  So it should be made the way I want it made.  If a chef wants to create…

Oh my god you read my mind! More and more restaurants have taken salt and pepper shakers off the table. Look, I like my food saltier than most. I just do. So let me enjoy my food the way I want, I’m paying for it.

Unless you’re biting the heads off live chickens at the table, nobody should say word one to you about what you choose to eat or why. It doesn’t even matter that you have a medical issue; your personal taste and what you like is nobody else’s fucking business.

Yeah, totally! A properly cooked well done steak is plenty juicy and I have gotten good at cooking them. You have to switch up how you approach a steak to be cooked well done to better do it justice. I constantly see people bitching about cooking well done steak while cooking it like a steak you would cook to a…

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

My order is medium-rare because, like basically everyone you interviewed, I understand how fantastic a steak tastes when cooked to medium-rare. (By the way, someone should fire Kevin Pang for ruining a medium-rare ribeye with some steak sauce, and doubling-down on doing so by saying it wasn’t just for the assignment,…

Since it’s highly unlikely to get its own article, I’ll just mention here that the scene where J. Jonah Jameson has to keep his blood-pressure down but Miss Brant keeps trolling him with the buzzer on his intercom is perhaps the best scene in Spider-Man 3.

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.