Actually would make more sense for a Bills fan.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

You’re wrong.  I have it on very good authority that My Team Sucks.

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

Ray Ratto believes some sports league will within the next five years learn how to monetize hell.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

damn this is a horribly stupid comment. 

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

The only excuse is this is non-reviewable. Which means we’ll eventually see the San Jose Hand Pass Rule change. That said, not sure how four guys missed that one. No dog in this fight other than love of hockey, and I’m all in the camp of one call doesn’t change the outcome, but when it’s a non-call like this that…