Is that a Catapope in the top image? Nice.

oh goody, now *I’m* depressed. 

I dunno, Jizyah Shorts could be hard pressed up against General Booty....

That seems a little premature.

There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

More like @bradleyDumbb. 

where does “mmm” rank?

K’s, ranked:

He was talking about the sheep.

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by

That certainly doesn’t help matters.

I don’t hold out too much hope for these guys; they did just miss their exit 500 times in a row, after all.

“It’s a low blow,” one caller said. “This is our home team. We don’t need that.”

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

Man, the one time a Dodgers fan stays for the 9th. 

I just starred a Michigan comment and it feels dirty.

There once was a goof from Duluth,

There once was this choad who won Chopped.
He sang karaoke, then dropped.
His doctors were good,
and did all they could,
And fixed the blood vessel that popped

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY