manwithonechopstick
ManWithOneChopstick
manwithonechopstick

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Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There really aren’t any other types.

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

+1 Englishman screaming

Boo

I am NOT saying "Boo-urns"

It’s only Thursday and I have already lost my fantasy game this week.

The new color rush uniforms are weird

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

this sheer incompetence needs to be acknowledged in some way.

This is EXACTLY what college is supposed to be about

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.