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ManWithOneChopstick
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For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

There are two members in the center (presumably the “color guard”) who are simply carrying “wet floor” mini-sandwich board signs... Why am I only discovering this now?!

Just watched the embedded video... There's a guy front and center who is drumming on toilet seat/cover which is draped around his neck... If this isn't what college is supposed to be about, what purpose is it serving?

Given the headline, I’m a little disappointed the band’s demise was simply the result of an administrative decision and not a manure incident...

For real tho, people should/are going to Amazon spoons to the team office.

Washington mail room, Wednesday:

Can we please bring this thread to a soft-close?

What’s worse, this game brought to life two of the worst sports cliches:

Never has one man started so many fires and simultaneously tried to feign ignorance to how matches work.

For sure. I’m thrilled to have two of the more competitive and (at times) exciting teams in the league play in a city that doesn’t give two shits about either of them. The NFL is a microcosm of all the ills that we face as a nation. The L.A. moves did us all the favor of removing the protective toupee and showing the

Three years after this franchise relocates to its “home” of more than half a century and the year after the team punches a ticket to the Super Bowl... Yet, still the majority of letters come from St. Louis-era fans.

Now that we have it, we understand why this was repeatedly nixed under the old regime.

Where is "none?" The only thing worse than throwing up something, is throwing up nothing.

Today’s world is nothing but a string of comically tragic circumstances for which we have little hope those responsible will ever bear the consequences...

Curry!” ... ?

Kobe!

#WhyBringHim

- Millions of dollars of equipment to capture the game from multiple angles and scores of frames per second.

Thought this was going to be a classic Blues disappointment: outplay and still manage to lose. Still can’t believe they won. Still can’t believe they didn’t lose.

World: “don’t bite the hand that feeds”