*Holds down center controller button*

It’s not letting me give you a star, but I will when able.

Upon first reading Dermot Smurfit sounded like a too-perfect The Office character. Then learning today about his cardboard empire all but packing-tape sealed my vote...

Can someone explain the allure of "Surender Nada" ... In the tournament, sure, I guess. A 1-seed taking out Jonny Anomaly?! Unacceptable.

I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of this episode, Manchester United MacGyver finds a way to string together a victory (likely using dental floss)

Edit: Never mind. Still counts as stacked-pad save, even if it hits his stick and glove.

Just in case the last few months have scrubbed it from our memories... That “18-inning World Series win” was all the Dodgers could muster against (New England’s own) the Red Sox...

Just in case the last few months have scrubbed it from our memories... That “18-inning World Series win” was all the Dodgers could muster against (New England’s own) the Red Sox...

(I shouldn’t have, but I read on...)

To save others the abject annoyance I was subjected to in reading that article...

As a former St. Louis Rams fan, last night was the worst.

He thought he’d make a quick buck selling tickets to the big game.

I think the support for that assertion comes from the fact that many of the key pieces of the Rams’ success were put in place during their final years in St Louis and the drafts just after they left. The firing of Jeff Fisher and IMMEDIATE turnaround of the team under new leadership certainly gives the impression that…

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw empty bottles of Yuengling.

“I believe he would want his Hall of Fame plaque to portray that grim, unflinching stare that batters knew so well. And, above the brim that shaded his eyes, I think he would want a “P.””

Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

“For them, it will get worse: The team is leaving. If it makes the most of its myriad high draft picks and becomes a contender again, it will do so in another city. This is a black hole of misery and the event horizon has been crossed. It does not get any better from here; this is it, just one kick in the dick after…

“Who looks like an idiot now?!” - Mike Vrabel

That book IS fiction. I can tell immediately by looking at its cover... The only things HE is ever dunking are his happy-meal chicken nuggets in ketchup.