I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

After the way Kroenke treated St. Louis, I find it impossible to root for the Rams. (Granted, all NFL owners seem like pretty terrible people, but he’s close to top of the pile.)

One more wonderful reason to hate Julian Edelman:

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.

Hey, must be the Oubre

So when he asks his wife to back him on something, is he calling in the Cavallari?

It’s all the years. Time is a flat circle, and Washington, Denver, and Jacksonville are always considering over-the-hill options.

John Harbaugh’s decision not to give Flacco a shot means that the Ravens’ 23-16 loss to the Steelers in early November will almost for sure be Flacco’s final appearance with the franchise.

No matter, Harden will be exposed as a fraud when he runs into Junior Seau and the San Diego Chargers in the playoffs.

if it’s anything like the Nats’ usual approach to game theory, they’ll be unable to get past the first round

Probably more pleasant than watching it.

Nah, he plays for the Giants, not the Mets.

Apologies, KTB, but shouldn’t any Redskins vertical be named “Skins Graft”?

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

Excuse me, some of us were firmly aware that Notre Dame were frauds this entire time

Feel like there are at least 4-5 teams in the NFL

They’re secretly preparing for the next product, for people that want a little more than kisses... Hershey’s- Just the Tip.

The Rams were not the defending champs that year; the Ravens were.

I figured the Browns would go with “The Shartland of America” but this is good too.