manwithonechopstick
ManWithOneChopstick
manwithonechopstick

This is what happens when they let Yakov Smirnoff run the Russian troll farm... hammered.

Who will edit the editors?!

Just a constructive heads up, Tim. The article doesn’t mention Cassie Sharpe’s nationality. I’m not as up on women’s snowboarding skiing, so I had to google her to satiate my curiosity. For the record, she’s Canadian.

At some point, can someone explain the 1980s to me...

And I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

Kudos to him, Norway would I be able to continue after getting swept off my feet and having my wrist curl like that.

+1 deathmobile

*Fumblementals

Pictured: Wahlberg and son on any given Sunday.

So shave your face with some mace in the dark.

Depends... Chargers fans might see it as hap-pee

Buffay is correct. Austin Powers 2

Pre-silhouette:

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

We’re all done here folks. Shut’er down.

The only logical* outcome is that Denver will win the Superbowl.

Accept it?! Shit, they eagerly VOTED FOR it...