Exactly.

More of the “grab ‘em by the kitty” variety... but I suppose there are multiple correct answers.

Valid point, but to be fair, birds and fish* are natural prey for cats.

This wouldn’t have happened if field security followed the “Trump Rule”...

I’m not the only person who read “Nikita Khrushchev” am I?

I feel you. I tore my ACL. I’d rather have broken my leg twice.

Ha! No, that’s the key. Drink the glass within a few minutes so the ice doesn’t really have time to dilute the milk. Just enough to allow it to get really cold.

Strokin’ balls*

Key is to drink it fast. Super cold, but before it waters down.

Ha! *Fist bump back*

Gotta have it cold!

No, not frozen milk (is there such a thing?!), just like it cold...

Ha, I’m sure Marchman uses some sort of triple organic, ginger infused, soy flavored abomination which is hand crushed with volcanic rocks to put on the ubersweetgoat feed he tries to pass as cereal.

After an opener like that, I feel any effort on my part to continue the joke would just be second-dairy.

Obligatory.

It’s nothing against the Dodgers. Starting as youngins, all westerners are taught the dangers of unguarded waterholes...

FTFY

Sounds like Jacque should’ve worried a little less about the ups and downs with his girlfriend and a little more about getting the knockers his guys needed to get passed second base by taking good licks at the curvy orbs flying off mounds around the country.

Move over nose, I just saw a boob sling a dry booger.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls