“Roads? Where you’re going, you don’t need roads!”

Beautiful, I stand (kneel?) corrected.

I would love to enlighten you, but I’m afraid we would be sending you down a Reddit, er, rabbit hole.

That may be true, but they’re aren’t any popular shows which rhyme with 4chan...

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I used Apple Maps to get to the punchline...

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Hi, we’re MTV and we’d like to meet you.

If I had to ride out a hurricane by holding on for life to just one thing... I would want it to be this comment.

I had someone recently go through a medical crisis where all of the tests and numbers showed an improving condition, but to the doctors, there were troubling signs not picked up through these normal measures. Finally, the surgeons went in. They discovered severe abdominal trauma which, left untreated, would’ve…

Adeiny CatchavaMerrifield

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/07/14/210932342/the-history-and-mysteries-of-the-mlb-bullpen-cart

If you’re asking about the getting run over by the bullpen cart... Every list on Deadspin includes “getting hit by a car” as the second to last option. On the previous article, the list didn’t include any mention of getting hit by a car, so I added it in the comments with a baseball themed “bullpen cart” twist.

I made the same joke (about being run over by the bullpen cart) on a different article a few days before they wrote this one. So I joked that my people would be in touch with their people (a common joke-threat about my lawyers getting in touch with their lawyers) ... But I don’t have lawyers, so they’ll only be…

I see your poor Rich Hill, and raise you a poorer Rich Hill.

I posted the exact same joke a week ago on the story below.

Your people will be hearing from my people...

That graphic is so bad, even I can see it!

This team traded away everything to draft a quarterback whose blank, lifeless stare is both the perfect analogy for the team’s present and prophetic crystal ball into its future.

Just wait til you meet the owners...