Hey neighbor!

Baked beans and BBQ sauce. Little bit of mustard, preferably brown. (And sometimes ketchup. *Ducks*)

“42.5 - Getting hit by the bullpen cart”

Usually Twitter disasters are blamed on interns, but there’s no way that’s the case here. Anyone under 30, or with more than 30 minutes exposure to social media, would’ve known EXACTLY where that thread was headed.

Umpires have a difficult job. For the most part, they are incredibly good at what they do. However, every once and awhile they mess up. Thankfully, replay has helped correct some of these mistakes.

Propose* 

“Seesheadline. Checks score in post picture*

“I modestly purpose the losers should be breaded, fried, and smothered in Panda Express orange sauce.”

Well done +1

Vengeance!

Where does iron fall on the rock, paper, scissors scale?

Which way is less sad? I meant it that way.

(Agreed. The morality lens in the NFL is an inverted, fun-house one at this point. I just wanted to take the opportunity to inject a little humor into an otherwise shitty situation.)

I get what you’re saying and I’m not disagreeing... Racism could certainly be a factor in this case...

Triple-Clown

I get it, I do. I also am in the camp that you can’t chase every little thing he does nor tie everything in life back to him. It’s not healthy. .... BUT, that sentence, man... Here we are chastising these boxers playing reality show characters for misdeeds the president commits weekly.

Really? ... Which part do you think is incorrect?

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

Trea Turner... +1 poured out for my fantasy season...

How about the Presidency?