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Pictured: Cubs 2017 starting rotation

When they’re done, any chance they can take another look at the 2016 election?

I mean, as far as professional sports Twitter jokes go, it wasn’t terrible.

I don’t know about that, the Red Sox travel well...

Not sure, but I know who REALLY DOESN’T like it... Oranges

Correct, the Rays play in a dome, which I believe was part of the joke.

Correct, the Rays play in a dome, which I believe was part of the joke.

May not be raining, but Washington is covered in shade...

He may be a cheapskate, but I totally get why Jeter wants his shot to be in control. The guy spent his entire career as #2.

To be fair, both are activities where you’re penalized for using your hands...

I approve this joke. - Chief Grady

*Misreads headline*

+1 Antebellum

This was exactly what I had in mind. Nice work.

Let’s play a game. Pick a question, reply with your answer.

Kckempf’s reply was a little hard to follow, but I think he was describing a single healthcare plan/pool that didn’t (in theory) have to be government run. You can achieve the necessary scale that way.... But to your point, any practical application of the program will need to have public support, thus…

Are we sure Pete’s “no reason we shouldn’t” wasn’t referring to the “take healthcare away from 23 million people” part of Sanders’tweet?

A small part of me hopes/wishes the title picture is a screenshot from a video where shortly afterward, the Mikes Lady-and-the-Tramp that footlong.