Wonder bat propels talented man to baseball stardom? Seems like THE NATURAL setup for a Hollywood blockbuster!

I’m 45 minutes late to the party and no one has made a traveling pun from the headline, not even in the greys...

Anytime someone suggests I should give the Republican party/conservative movement another chance, I remind myself that their leader is someone with the intellectual capacity (and appetite) of a toddler. Their Congressional leadership has the moral, spinal fortitude of a pipe-cleaner. And their “smartest guy in the…

I eat replies like yours for breakfast.

“It’s ‘The Time is Right,’ Matt B.”

YOU’RE GONNA DIE TROLL!

“Chubbs, I know you’re going to help me with this one.”

The Freeze’s victory last night was by the greatest margin ever and witnessed by the largest audience in history. This is as undisputed, as the Freeze is undefeated.

My cat used to lick the earwax off my finger if I would itch my ear and then try to pet her. Maybe it’s feline caviar.

+1 Bobson Dugnutt

“Nick Pivetta, who pitched his best game so far.... Ty Kelly, meanwhile, played an unlikely hero for the Phillies...”

It’s a delicate dance, blocking people before they’ve been charged. If you get it wrong, some may get turned around and end up trapped going over and back.

“Wonder what Jonathan Papelbon is up to?”

400?!

On the contrary, these guys have made the puns almost too easy. Build your own below.

Gotta love a fat-guy cycle.... but this will forever be my favorite Rangers’ moment.

Dammit, I was too late. +1

True, but Churchill was a major in the British Army serving in a number of conflicts, including WWI. So he certainly knew what he was asking of his countrymen.

It’s not quite “we shall never surrender,” but each generation has its heroes.

Dammit! A few minutes late. +1