manwithonechopstick
ManWithOneChopstick
manwithonechopstick

NFL Blitz for 64

Call it a draw?

‘you poor bastards put up with more shit than any other person in New York City’

Higher bribe... Errr, I mean bid.

“We don’t care who gets cut out, so long as we’re cut in.”

+1 Thunder roll

Just don’t let me “cash” you out there.

When I go, in lieu of an obituary... just post this clip under my name.

Wonder how recruiting efforts are going?

Nice!

No kidding. For once I wish they’d think about the Twix Minis rather than themselves.

This take is Red Hot(s)

Your comment will surely be underappreciated, but I wanted to thank you for it.

Every Now and Later, even Nerds like myself make mistakes.

Of course, how embarrassing. Thankfully the Deadspin universe is a Milky Way full of Smarties to set me straight.

*wanted to note this was not a complaint or criticism of Samer’s coverage. It’s newsworthy, if only to draw attention to the ridiculousness of it... Especially given that the house this spat is/is not occurring in is on fire.

A few years ago Mike and Ike split up. It was a marketing stunt and after a year, the feud ended and the pair is now happily reunited.

I’ll raise you one Gaby Sanchez clothesline...

Running of the lolz.

This may be stating the obvious, but that man plays on a team named “The Athletics”