*only applies if first base is unoccupied.

It’s important here to differentiate between “right” and “ability”

Thank goodness this won’t be an issue for the L.A. Chargers... Not drone crashes inside the stadium, but the chance one might hit a fan.

“Pantomiming gun use, unless said gun is clearly owned and operated by a law-abiding patriot”

“You’re getting warmer!”

As a Cardinals fan, I think I’m supposed to say something about counting rings... but whatever. As a fan, I was saddened by the win last fall, but very happy for you all (including some close friends) who finally got to share in the celebration of a Series win.... then November happened and all that emotion over…

- Long title drought recently ended.

“We’re going to the World Superbowl Cup Series!”

Pardon my ignorance, as I’m sure you’ve discussed this, but what prompted the heifer hiatus?

I chose Hamburg as my FIFA franchise because I like hamburgers.

With pre-existing conditions making a comeback... If the same principle applied in journalism, give your fellow writers a condition which would prevent them from getting their next gig.

It’s been a hell of a year, particularly for many of you/your organization/journalism in general. So... just like.... How are you all doing?

Although, I understand the many forces which allow someone to arrive at this conclusion... It still amazes me that so many Americans believe they will find salvation in the hands of their oppressors.

Can I come back inside now?

I get the chicken soup for the soul inspirational element of this story, but from a practical perspective, it’s idiotic.

Haha, no worries. Thanks for the update! Would be criminal for yesterday’s... whatever it was... not to be included in the long and storied history of LOLMETS.

No LOLMETS tag?

Touche +1

Touche +1

Counterpoint: You enjoy having friends and loved ones.

Counterpoint: You enjoy having friends and loved ones.

Ha, fair enough. He’s on my fantasy roster and the stupid river pun is all think of when I look at his name. Perhaps I rushed it.