+1 nagh-ee-na-na-jar

Sorry Ash, unlike in the movies, this one’s not getting better.

“0.2 ... pfft, amateur”

If Mr. Popper had been a Nazi...

If you voted for a master media manipulator and con-man expecting anything else... You’re an idiot.

I happened upon the story about 30 seconds after it was posted, but unstead of the orgasam, I wanted to go with the Cookie monster giant cookie gif. I couldn’t find it fast enough and finally, out of panic, went this way. I regret it, but this is what happens when you don’t invest in your bookmarks.

*cums*

Haven’t seen that much fire from a Woods over Morehead since the night Elin took her 9-iron to the driveway range.

You’re doing Zeus’ work here my friend. +1

“Cities are getting a bit smarter about the whole stadium scam.”

“Even if Davis is simply using Las Vegas as a cudgel against Oakland to try and scam them into giving him a better deal, their best is still $400 short of what Vegas can give.”

Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?”

And the hands of one too...

Damn you, well done. +1

“the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).”

Better question: are the kegs empty or full?

(I’m not trying to be mean or snarky, btw. we’re all in this shitpit together.)

“but it isn’t like you actually need the background to run pretty much any government agency.”

You mean people could vote for something based on magical promises that ultimately turn out to be impossible piles of bullshit?! No chance!