I know man, I know.

I do still follow and “root” for the team. The Rams moved to St. Louis and won the Superbowl during my formative years, so you don’t lose that overnight. What I did lose though was the emotional attachment to every play/game/decision. THAT has been FANTASTIC. I just get to laugh and roll my eyes now. (Which, I want to…

Fair enough.

It will never be enough (and not necessarily all sour grapes over leaving. STL could never compete with Stan’sshrine, but they way the NFL and Kroenke treated the city was horrific).

Demoff is a “professional” liar in the same way the Rams are a “professional” football team.

“Dalit”

Duly noted. Will review future lists accordingly

I listed listening to Fleetwood as the least tough item on the list... ?

Of all the directions for this blog to take in the post-gawker era, I didn’t think ornithology erotica would be one of them.

Read the comment. Closed the tab. *It hits me* Opened new tab. Navigated back. +1

Mack’s ranked by toughness:

I don’t know, the animation makes it look so easy and smooth... Just like the roof itself! I’m sure it’s been thoroughly thought through.

I believe the term you’re looking for is “seepage”

Don’t despair Falcons fans. When the football gods close a door, they open a multimillion dollar anus-window.

Not bookmarked, but that was close to the time I began visiting deadspin on a regular basis. That comment became seared into memory (for obvious reasons) and anytime HBWS comments or a Christmas themed sorry appears I think of that comment. Fucking classic.

That’s turrible.

I had a joke written here, but re-read the article and realized I couldn’t possibly compete with the board of regents.

Eric was asked to step back from his role in the organization because his record conflicts with the values of the modern franchise... namely his history of success.

“The Tigers were banned from the postseason last year”

Is this in the Deadspin Hall of Fame? It should be.