“Where was his father?”

There are billboards on the major highways leading in for 200 miles advertising the ‘throwed rolls’. There’s the signage outside of the place. There are signs everywhere inside. And you just don’t walk into the place: generally you stand in line for 30 minutes average while you gaze upon the dining room where rolls…

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

I’m a Grown Ass Man: The Coming of Age of an American Proctologist by Dr. Butts

Thats just what millionaire assholes do.......that is my new go to excuse.....if only I had the money to justify it

But will it fix poor Tommy’s chin?

Racist Gumby: Get the fuck over here, Pokey!

“That is a pretty good goal for a non-Zlatan.”

Highlight Reel or Highlight Heel?

Even Zlatan is impressed. But only mildly.

You forgot that it was a disabled, veteran, minority, woman owned, local, small business.

#BlackBallsMatter

Love how Deadspin is giving this story the CNN treatment this afternoon. I expect Magary to be walking us through a holographic reenactment within the hour.

Geno wouldn’t stop referring to I.K as “Ick”

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

I don’t think he’s letting go of any of the calories, he’s hanging on to every last one of them.

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.