So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Emphasis on “tried”. The Browns offense can’t complete a goddamn thing.

Came for the Hernandez joke, leaving content.

+20-25 (or less with good behavior)

@BillSimmons

Yeah, but we did still win.

“How did we have such great success if we cheated?”

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Definitely too soon. This comment is totally going to blow up in your face.

$150 watch? That doesn’t help Coleman’s brand.

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

You have no idea what his father had to do to get that watch to him.

This one’s going into the “took me a second” Hall of Fame.

Yes, and the K-State band made the Jayhawk mascot fellate the Starship Enterprise.

For someone who attended law school, you seem to have forgotten that the majority of states have eliminated the common law distinction between assault and battery and just call everything “assault” now. See, e.g. Model Penal Code § 211.1(a) (“simple assault” includes deliberate battery, negligent injury by a deadly…

Nothing goes over your head. Your reflexes are too fast, you’d catch it.

Why would they show their own mascot sucking dick?

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Maybe if God wasn’t so busy helping out the Kentucky county clerks’ office he could've gotten Tebow a roster spot.