As far as I can see the rules only apply to white guys, since those are the only guys I see in that diagram.
As far as I can see the rules only apply to white guys, since those are the only guys I see in that diagram.
- The team jersey must be tucked in at the waist.
Still doesn’t compare to Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo in terms of giving rays the silent treatment.
Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.
This is news? A-Rod has been celebrating his home runs in such a manner for literally decades.
- “the United States is not a receptacle for twee Canadian garbage”
Why you gotta front on HitchBOT, BITCH? You best step off, or my friend WHOM I MADE, is gonna cut you. Fuck this, we’re going to the mall and you can’t stop us.
Great. More Gawker-related hobophobia.
Jesus is only a Spurs fan because he went to high school with Tim Duncan
Bryant & Patmon: [start fighting]
The Monte Carlo’s window buttons were probably broken
What kind of degenerate cannot hold puke in long enough to crack a window or door? I once held vomit in my mouth as I ran from our table at a restaurant to a stall in the men’s room. It’s called being a fucking gentleman
I’m glad you went easy on the guy. I mean who are we to judge Joe Brown.
Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?
Doing it the Write-off Way.
Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.
Please, please, please let there be a written statement from Mayweather! Something in Crayola’s Easter palette, preferably.
To be fair, he doesn’t know any better because he’s from the Dominican Republic.
Silence, plebe! Green glass is for the nouveau riche, those that use cobalt glass are in the know.
I would love to have glass bottles for my water. But alas, my cats are assholes and I can’t have nice things...unless they are on the floor.