We all just need to take a moment to appreciate this man while we have him. Who knows how much longer we’ll get to enjoy these little golden nuggets he provides us. Once he hangs up his cleats, I'd imagine he's likely to just disappear into the ether.

Trying to work it into the popular American lexicon... Help a brother out.

“. . . art of *speaking properly.”

I personally appreciate the creativity involved in getting around using the n-word. We took “thug” away; they hijacked “swagger.”

Every crisp pump nearly perfectly synced to the music... My life is now complete.

Elway: whatdya get for the guaranteed part?

Ha... That’s great. Top-notch. Someone get this guy a goddamn drink.

All this is literally a picture perfect representation of my stream-of-consciousness response to the outcome of this fight... Seriously, I feel like this is basically what came out of my mouth immediately following the fight.

Surprising, considering the last piece of coverage I saw on DS regarding Mendes vs McGregor seemed decidedly pro-McGregor... Are DS’s offices located on the East Coast? That's the only reason I can think of as to why no post-fight coverage (although there was nothing today, either).

Ha! How does this not have more stars... I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.

Well, that escalated quickly...

Also, I hate McGregor’s whole schtick, but that entrance was pretty legit. Somehow, I don’t think Aaron Lewis is gonna quite measure up to how fuckin surreal it was to have Sínead O’Connor sing in McGregor to Foggy Dew.

Was dude being particularly boastful in the lead up to the fight? Dude appeared to respect dude’s opponent in dude’s pre-fight remarks.

It's crazy that just a few moments earlier, it looked like Pickens was gonna put him away. That broken nose was gushing something awful. Violent KO. Dude is gonna be hurting from everywhere tomorrow.

In the 8th grade, there were these new kids who transferred to my school from places unknown. They were fraternal twins and seemed like nice enough guys. Anyway, one day at lunch, for whatever reason, the smaller of the two is tossing his tater tots (literally, not figuratively) toward the table where me and a few of…

The comment section is in rare form this morning. I don’t think I have enough +1s to go around.

Oh man... My Pops is a preacher man and I can feel his spirit hurting as I laugh at this... Jesus... +1 hole in each wrist

Fuckin’ burners...

As you may have guessed from my burner handle, it means a lot! Timmy D for prez and all that jazz. I’m a Manu guy but I challenge anyone to make a legitimate gripe about Timmy the basketballer (I don’t wanna hear that “he complains on every call” nonsense, as that is simply the Modus Operandi of every NBA superstar).…

I’m sorry, but that whole Say Anything bit is getting a little played out... Or am I the only one who feels this way?