Ah, yes... I completely agree that he left purely for basketball reasons (and maybe Larry Bird being kind of a dick, which likely qualifies as a basketball reason anyway). I guess in my haste to defend my city of birth, I missed the actual thrust of your initial observation.

On a lighter note, I had previously worked my way out of the greys (grays?) with a burner account through hardwork, dedication, and one epically well-timed Boner Dog post. Alas, upon updating my phone, I found that I’d been logged out of my burner without having saved the key anywhere. So, here I am trolling the…

Well, my selection of language was admittedly a little strong, and perhaps a bit knee-jerksish, but I believe I’d have to disagree with your assessment of San Antonio having a huge metro area. In fact, as I understand it, that fact itself is the reason folks from the DFW or Houston or any other large city in the…

That shit would never happen on deadspin... It’s not like someone fucking up the proper usage of the term “bicycle kick” and proceeding to make the weakest defense in the history of weak defenses regarding said mistake would escape unscathed... At least by folks outside the comment section proletariat, that is (namely…

Quoting myself from a response to Pixelrabbit (because this is Deadspin and we can do that):

I was going to use the phrase “gerrymandered to shit” in a comment on another article in defense of sensible, progressive Texans... But your version is much more eloquent.