The olympics were on?!? Did they do the javelin throw? I love that!

How can Carcosa be jamming us, if they don't know that we're coming?

"Alternatively serious and hilarious…"

If it were airing on HBO, it would be even more intriguing.

Through the good times and the bad, right?

Walter Mattha…what? 14 years ago? Oh…whoops. But he was a hoot in Dennis the Menace.

His "tax-man" police persona is the real undercover. When he goes back to the gunslingers, he goes home. Or at least he should, because he's pretty good at it. Following police procedural rules? Not so much.

Kind of the opposite of Ricky Gervais: the least feminine man in the world, and the least masculine.

Everyone underestimates leap year…except Batman. He knows his February dammnit!

Anyone else hoping that 2012 Marty calls the detective the LeBron James of being sneaky sons of bitches?

(in gruff Bale-Batman voice) "Where are my mags???!!" - puberty voice crack - Alfred shuffles Bruce back to his room.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the screenwriter to leave him out of the screenplay.

Killer Moth and Kite-Man are feeling a little left out by all this attention given to Killer Croc.

I don't know, they could still do the whole murder-investigation nonsense WITH a laugh track…"And like any dream, there is a monster at the end of it!" *Cue obnoxious laughing for a solid 45 seconds*

And be tragically ironic that Marty's wife fled from a poorly-disguised philanderer to a n even worse situation for her girls. Woman can't catch a break!

House of Cards on Netflix had me for 3 episodes, then just fell off the radar. Here's to hoping TD does the opposite.

The inside of your cheeks are like the inner part of your thighs…with a tongue.

*cue swelling orchestra ballad*

Elaine's the reason I overcame my opium addiction.

Same on the west coast.