0... 0 will stop. Long ago I learned there are 2 kinds of people: masturbaters and liars.

Unions are cancer for any employer. 

They also need to learn that religious freedom doesn’t give them the right to oppress people they don’t like or agree with. And stopping them from doing so isn’t oppressing them, it’s helping the people they want to hurt.

Or you could just buy a bucket of KFC and toss it on the fire - the ludicrous amounts of grease in it should keep it burning far longer than any log.

*Insert joke about BMW drivers only putting it in for 3 minutes and being done*

I like these year in review articles...You should do one with this years most liked comments. And someone like this comment like a couple thousand time so I can get on the list.

Dear southwest, last christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. 

One of them actually did:

To get Trump to attend meetings they just start burning one of these in the meeting room.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

hey VFX artist here, these are really fake, not “incredibly done.” feel free to reach out next time Rhett.

You have to allow for overlap due to head movement. Your head does not stay in the exact same place the entire drive. If it did, your point would be valid. 

Well, you know, I was talking to the prime minister of another rainy country, England, and she said that whenever there is rain on the runways, they put on rubbers and squeegee the tarmac.

I can find something wrong with nearly every movie when it comes to them trying to focus on cars. Very few every really get everything right. My five LOVES when I point out the automotive mistakes in movies so much that she usually replies with a “thank you”... or maybe it’s “shut the fuck up”... something like that.

Yeah, so... Can we have an actual thoughtful discussion about the problem, instead of more of this meaningless and repetitive crap?

I see we’re still tossing around the “79 cents to a man’s dollar” nonsense. I like the added pepper of pointing out it’s a “white man’s” dollar. It’s an efficient way of taking advantage of this wave of monetized activism while also glomming those delicious “likes” to appease the masses in the social media echo…

So much, all the time-

Haha, you couldn’t be more wrong.

Just shame of sitting in coach.

Just spoon ‘em.