Anyone thinking it was going to get a Turbo in this generation was a complete idiot anyways. Toyota teamed up with Subaru because of cost savings....you know what doesn’t save money? R&D for a new engine mid-cycle.

Drunkass gets kicked out of a bar, pulls the gun from his pockets and fires at the building. Then tries to get in the wrong truck. Why does he have a gun on him?

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday...and Sunday, too.

Still more proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

You’d be amazed at how many Americans consider “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” to be a valid philosophy for life.

Plot twist: I am.

Hate this shit. Back in the day graffiti writers were excited when their work got up in films or whatever. Now you got these “street artists” commissioned and paid to do work in public spaces who then feel like they own the copyright to that public space.

Shrug - you’re right. I shouldn’t care, despite all the people here on Takeout bitching and whining about how people don’t tip them enough.

You ain't that guy...you right man. Tipping has gotten out of control. Pay your workers and charge people the correct amount

you’re publicly shaming people giving you free money because it’s not as much money as you want?

we’ve reached peak fucking gawker here. 

Maybe I’m just not that bothered by it, but I don’t have a problem dumping unwanted change in a tip jar, if the opportunity arises. I’ve been on this earth nearly 36 years and have yet to feel harmed by the unspoken judgement of absolute strangers in public. If they want to judge me in silence, fine, fuck em, ain’t no…

‘Thanks’ takes a second to say. $.06 per thanks = $.06 * 60 sec/min * 60 min/hr = $216 per thanks/hr. You’ll survive saying a quick ‘thanks’.

I’m sure this is going to make me “that guy,”  but walking up and ordering at the counter is exactly what you do at a fast food joint and i don’t tip there and i’m not tipping you either, despite your tip jar.   i’m sure it’s my age, since i remember a time before anyone had the nerve to put out a tip jar for this…

It’s possible a customer isn’t leaving a tip like this so much as they just don’t want the change. There are times I feel awkward at a grocery story waiting to get a few pennies back from the cashier. I don’t really want pennies, but I also don’t really want to be the kind of person who doesn’t take money.

I don’t feel the need to be thanked for what, in effect, is me getting rid of a small amount of change that will just end up on my bedside table until my cat knocks it down and it goes under the bed. But money is money, and the employee shouldn’t be salty about it either.

It’s not just a tip jar, it’s also a place to dispose of unwanted pennies so they don’t take up space in your pockets.

This all day. The only person in the world that gets to demand a counter tip is a bartender, everyone else be happy you got change. I worked at a coffee shop in college we couldn’t get tips off debit cards. We were thrilled if someone had cash AND threw that six cents in the jar.

Yup... yet another Captain Obvious article... don’t even look at what they’re dropping in; sometimes I add change from what they gave me, so they might be giving you more. You hear the change drop, say thank you, move on.

You know what I hate? The response “It’s not required but it’s nice.” You could say that about all kinds of options people have in every human interaction. If that’s the really the standard, then the counter person should really be as likely to tip me as I am to tip him. I mean, it’s certainly not required. But it…

Say thank you and stop being an asshole. Those measly coins add up and if you are a jerk about it there will be fewer and fewer of those coins.