Then you don't know how to craft a meaningful sentence.

Alright, Mister Contrarian. We are aware that you don't enjoy Twitter. I follow roughly 30 accounts for comedic enjoyment, for which a 140 character tweet is a perfect medium. If it becomes unfunny, I unfollow them. It's very simple and requires almost no effort.

Its signal to noise ration is whatever you make it based on your Follows.

I don't get why this is so hard to figure out. All of my favorite scientists, authors, thinkers, actors, bands, etc are on Twitter, why wouldn't I want to occasionally read that? Not to mention some hilarious comedy accounts.

Not if you're left-handed.

iPhone apps are .ipa files, easily distributed and installed after the fact. Twat.

Earth comes from space.

"cock-snappingly"

Okay, gaming guys. Let me tell you something about being a real man. Which implies ocassionally touching real women.

Real men MAY care about a woman's:
1. Physicality

So much stupidity in one sentence:

Equating "bull dykey" with lesbians (all lesbians aren't one archetype, silly boy), and then equating both with "pixie"...I know I should simply ignore the idiocy here, but it's that unique brand of idiocy that sucks me in.

By the way, that pixie look is AMAZING to some men (myself…

I love how short hair is automatically assumed to be the only choice of lesbian hair style.

The hell are you on about?

I've never understood the backlash against any female celebrity cutting her hair. I think it's super cute like 9 times out of 10.

*cough*

Frankly, I don't understand why everyone hates rats. They are cute when clean and hilarious when dirty. They're great.

...not all man holes are always covered

Totally not interested in watching these games. Cronyism, bigotry, human rights abuse, and corruption... that's where we are now. Any athlete participating in these events should be ashamed of themselves.

There is no such thing as a "degree" Kelvin.

They're the same and you're a tard for assuming one brand is any way superior than another.

I think it was like the meanest thing to say about a vegetarian vag.