Most places have terrible, bright lighting and I have sensitive eyes. I wear sunglasses when I need them, I know that some people don't like it, but at some point you have to stop fucking caring about what other people think and do your thing.

I have Rx sunglasses and I tend to not switch until I'm where I need to be (so I'm not fumbling with two pairs of glasses and a case while walking). I always feel like such a jerk. On second thought... whatever.

Yes!

It's cultivated quirk. It's affectation. It's ultra self-conscious. And that is SO unattractive.

Can't you like *some* things about the past, while not liking *all* things? A person could enjoy a more uptight form of social manners, without enjoying social oppression, right?

I you say "m'lady" I assume you're addressing the Inn Keep on your quest to find the magical lute of great resplendence.

Also you LARP.

Except most of the time they don't wear proper fedoras, they wear the woman's version called a trilby.

HAHAHAHAHAHA you're funny. What's it like to live in an alternate reality?

"parents are two and a half times more likely to Google "Is my son gifted?" than they were to search for "Is my daughter gifted?" "

I'm not sorry I don't want my daughter to be fat. I'll do whatever I can to make her the best possible, effective human ever either way but do I want my kid dealing with what I did? No way.

Is "rear ended" a euphemism for some kind of butt-sex thing? God, I hope so.

Right on, Juan Pablo! We should be teaching our kids the the road to happiness begins with group dates, rose ceremonies, hot tubs, and multiple encounters in fantasy suites, all under the watchful eye of millions of television viewers. Because that is normal and not pervert.

Let it go. All photographers use photo editing software. Lena Dunham looks exactly like... Lena Dunham to me. I think she looks gorgeous in her shots. So what if they were edited a little? Big deal. She looks EXACTLY the same as she always does. Oh, and SPOILER ALERT. Her show, that you're always raving about, is…

If I hear the word "retouching" one more time over the course of the next 48 hours... I swear to god...

REALLY?

Very words; such meaningful.

"If you like a cat, they're a dog. There are cat people out there. If you want a dog that's a cat, yeah, okay."

Uh, breed advocates are usually the most uhh....passionate about people not getting said dogs. Or only a certain kind of people.

I'm not saying that American Apparel had any honorable intentions here, but maybe this will help re-normalize bush? It wouldn't be the first time that AA styling has seeped into popular culture.

If you don't need a shower after a concert then you are doing it wrong.