Lol I did! I wrapped him up and held him until he was warm. He looked so sad!

OMG HUG HIM AND GIVE THEM ALL THE WARMS. What a sweet, sad face...

Eh, it's just what you're used to. Keep in mind that a lot of people in warmer climates actually aren't equipped for the cold - they don't have heating, or they have no geuinely warm clothes.

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

Winter? Wassat?

We don't need your damn fancy metric system!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

The metric system America, it's useful and sensible and the rest of the planet uses it. Just a suggestion.

Yeah, men who aren't good boxers and like to hit women frequently get a sex change to help their cause. Makes sense.

Hey Jezebel writers: just because GQ goes against the media guidelines for writing about trans folks by using their birth names doesn't mean you have to! There is literally no reason for you to print her former name. I mean, yes, good intentions and I don't think this was done to deliberately be a jerk. But. Intent…

I like how people treat testosterone like its Captain America's super soldier serum. I've got testosterone to spare and I'm certain this woman could kill me.

1.) I don't like 2 Broke Girls. So I stopped watching it. Ooooh! I know, I'm a genius, apparently.

But how late of bedtimes are we talking? 9pm? 10pm? What about people in different time zones?

Funny. I hate this show, because joke-wise it's a female version of Two and a Half Men.

I like this show, joke wise its a female version of 2.5 man.

Nothing annoys me more than people who don't get the simple concept of turn the channel if you don't like something. Especially if it's an established show and you know they sometimes do humor like this. How about you stop watching it with your kids?

Stop continuing the rumor mill by writing paragraphs on who's gay or not and who is outed or in the closet or whatever. It's none of our fucking business. Seriously.

That would be true at close range with a wide-angle lens. However, use of a telephoto lens from relatively long distances would show little difference in size between two people or objects. Have you ever seen video coverage of a baseball pitch? Perspective is compressed so that the pitcher and batter look like they're…

Dear everyone losing their minds on this article: fuck you. Short jokes are still funny. I will continue to make short jokes. "Heightism" is not a thing. Eat a big old smelly dick.

PS. Do you think if the two of them had a kid, it would produce the Littlest Who in Whoville?
PPS. So, is Bruno Mars Mattel's attempt to…

Would everyone please look at their feet. He's obviously standing a few feet away from her and the camera was not level with them, but above them.

In which we all learn the concept of perspective.