Many, many people disagree that traditional bows are "worse in every way" than compound bows. Pure mechanical efficiency isn't always the point. A beautiful bow can display artistry and elegance of design, and has many thousands of years of history behind it. If you want to shoot with an ugly pile of pulleys and…

Crossbows are no quieter than a traditional bow.

Give that to me now.

I think you meant, "awwangement".

There is no food chain. That's not how nutrient flow works.

More like the tube-confetti that pops out of the egg along with the newborn facehugger.

I give my Blue Buffalo-fed paleo pups the stalks from my kale. Tons of fiber!

The Feather blades are basically the sharpest, which is a good thing, because they require less pressure. I made the mistake of buying the one generic brand of blades my grocery store carried. Welts everywhere.

The Feather blades are basically the sharpest, which is a good thing, because they require less pressure. I made the…

It takes a couple of week to re-train yourself to use the right amount of pressure and keep a good angle. It's not that difficult, even idiots shaved before cartridge razors were a thing.

It takes a couple of week to re-train yourself to use the right amount of pressure and keep a good angle. It's not…

Well, he sure isn't paying rent. I guess he deserves to contribute some entertainment.

Way to disparage a characteristic that some have little control over. Stating your personal preferences doesn't really add to the discussion. Sure, you're trying to illustrate that not everyone subscribes to "objective" standards of attractiveness, but it's a given that somebody somewhere is attracted to anything you…

Your arbitrary standards for attractiveness are far from universal, brah.

Why do you fucking care? Obsess over your own thighs.

I just discovered my dog's teeth-baring sneer of disgust. Sometimes I'll trick him into smelling some vinegar for a laugh. He barks at it like it is the devil. I think I'm a bad person.

Dodgeball (the only redeemable part of middle school) was banned after a parent complaint. We used soft foam balls. I was fucking pissed.

Lookit those little hognose cuties!

Because no farm workers are involved in produducing fast food?

They're basically gerbils with extra legs.

Females live quite a while (up to twenty years), while males live only a handful of years.