Tarantulas are furry little angels.

Yawn.

"And here's my limited edition ultrasound probe..."

There is a reason photographers don't generally use wide-angle lenses on people. There's definitely a lot of distortion going on.

Fucking clams.

I'm on the verge of convincing myself to get a lock pick set. It seems like a fun hobby and it could have come in handy at least four times in the last year that I can think of.

Fewer farm workers are involved producing my food than animal-based foods. It requires a fuckton of grain and soybeans (grown by farm workers) and water and fuel and land to produce animal protein instead of just turning those grains and soybeans into protein.

I don't hurt animals, and I won't pay anyone to do it for me. I find this to be consistent.

Tongs, spatula, fork, chopsticks, normal sticks, whatever. I KNOW you have at least ten devices that are all dedicated to moving food.

Yeah, that shit is not okay.

I don't follow how avoiding one bad thing is meaningless because there are other bad things.

The comment I responded to was specifically about traveling to new countries, but I promise you that every vegetarian I know thinks it's a fucking drag when they're obligated to go to a steakhouse for a family function. This hypothetical scenario of a snotty vegetarian acting incensed when they try to grab lunch at a…

When visiting Japan during high school, the group I was with took us to the fucking Hard Rock Cafe the first time we went out to eat.

How many vegetarians do you know choose to go to steakhouses? Usually they're being dragged along by family or coworkers.

I agree, and I would never expect someone to automatically do this if I did care about minuscule meat residues. Hell, I don't even expect veggie burgers at BBQs. I'm happy if there's hummus. But IF someone feels that their purity points would be damaged by a few blood cells, requesting the use of clean tongs isn't a…

Asking someone who cooks to apply their anti-cross-contamination habits to just one more situation isn't a big ask.

It's pretty easy to understand if it's an ethics-based diet. This is like saying "I just don't get why people continue to stop kicking animals when they travel! There are so many new kinds of wildlife to send hurtling through the air with your foot! Why would someone deny themselves the pleasure?"

Don't assume all of them are unsolicited. Sometimes they're encouraged!

Excuse me, but I think you typed "hands" when you meant "everything".

Are that many people really too thick to understand a simple, silly joke? Jesus Christ.