Why do you fucking care? Obsess over your own thighs.

I just discovered my dog's teeth-baring sneer of disgust. Sometimes I'll trick him into smelling some vinegar for a laugh. He barks at it like it is the devil. I think I'm a bad person.

Dodgeball (the only redeemable part of middle school) was banned after a parent complaint. We used soft foam balls. I was fucking pissed.

Lookit those little hognose cuties!

Because no farm workers are involved in produducing fast food?

They're basically gerbils with extra legs.

Females live quite a while (up to twenty years), while males live only a handful of years.

Tarantulas are furry little angels.

Yawn.

"And here's my limited edition ultrasound probe..."

There is a reason photographers don't generally use wide-angle lenses on people. There's definitely a lot of distortion going on.

Fucking clams.

I'm on the verge of convincing myself to get a lock pick set. It seems like a fun hobby and it could have come in handy at least four times in the last year that I can think of.

Fewer farm workers are involved producing my food than animal-based foods. It requires a fuckton of grain and soybeans (grown by farm workers) and water and fuel and land to produce animal protein instead of just turning those grains and soybeans into protein.

I don't hurt animals, and I won't pay anyone to do it for me. I find this to be consistent.

Tongs, spatula, fork, chopsticks, normal sticks, whatever. I KNOW you have at least ten devices that are all dedicated to moving food.

Yeah, that shit is not okay.

I don't follow how avoiding one bad thing is meaningless because there are other bad things.

The comment I responded to was specifically about traveling to new countries, but I promise you that every vegetarian I know thinks it's a fucking drag when they're obligated to go to a steakhouse for a family function. This hypothetical scenario of a snotty vegetarian acting incensed when they try to grab lunch at a…

When visiting Japan during high school, the group I was with took us to the fucking Hard Rock Cafe the first time we went out to eat.