How many vegetarians do you know choose to go to steakhouses? Usually they're being dragged along by family or coworkers.

I agree, and I would never expect someone to automatically do this if I did care about minuscule meat residues. Hell, I don't even expect veggie burgers at BBQs. I'm happy if there's hummus. But IF someone feels that their purity points would be damaged by a few blood cells, requesting the use of clean tongs isn't a…

Asking someone who cooks to apply their anti-cross-contamination habits to just one more situation isn't a big ask.

It's pretty easy to understand if it's an ethics-based diet. This is like saying "I just don't get why people continue to stop kicking animals when they travel! There are so many new kinds of wildlife to send hurtling through the air with your foot! Why would someone deny themselves the pleasure?"

Don't assume all of them are unsolicited. Sometimes they're encouraged!

Excuse me, but I think you typed "hands" when you meant "everything".

Are that many people really too thick to understand a simple, silly joke? Jesus Christ.

This just means that dogs are fundamentally better than babies.

Look for dinosaur kale. Much different texture.

As the other commenter explained, most plugs are shaped so there's no conscious gripping involved. And yes, they do feel good to those who use them.

How long have you been on the internet if you don't know about butt plugs?

But seriously, people eating in class is highly fucking distracting. I have an aversion to sticky substances on my fingers, and could barely sit still while a woman dipped apple slices in yogurt in front of me. It can wait!

That's actually not uncommon if you're the more active party for any length of time.

Get stuffed.

Is it just me or does reckless generalizing seem to persist?

Bananas in cereal forever.

Speak for yourself.

Where do you find dogs that don't hog the bed? Because mine is a giant blanket-weight that prevents me from using any of said blanket.

Uteri.

I've always wondered if this feature hides "unconventionally attractive" people in addition to showing more "attractive people". Is it about the ratio? Because if matches are being excluded based on their looks, shit's fucked up. Thanks for assuming everyone has the same preferences.