Not to mention cleanliness and disease prevention. So much manure avoided.

All females? Female sea slugs? Female wildebeests? Female anglerfish? Female weevils?

At my daycare, the children were forced to eat bread and butter before the actual lunch started. Because it was just white bread with butter on it and not very good, I ate mine slowly. For some reason, the real food could not happen until EVERYBODY finished their bread and butter, so two-year-old me would be pressured…

I wasn't aware that holding everyone to the same standards counts as "lecturing". If you think my question about your original comment was wrong, explain it with the same respect I've shown you instead of snappy, defensive accusations and presumptions about me based on things I never said. You said you'll engage with…

Please stop making things up. I never once brought up the subject of your gender. Why? Because it's fucking irrelevant. I thought we were here as feminists because we agreed on this point. I have never accused someone of being intellectually deficient in any way based on their gender, neither in my comments on this…

Well thank you for taking the time to be irrationally upset with me instead of explaining how you think I'm wrong.

I don't think my valid criticism merits name-calling.

What.

Wouldn't the person doing the pissing be the subject, making the correct pronoun here "who"?

Right, and treating someone differently solely based on gender is sexist. Saying, "I wish I had known he [...] was a he" implies you would have acted differently with that knowledge. Isn't it enough to know he's an asshole without bringing gender into it?

Can I be invited to your grouch party?

Lovable humans are the best.

I can't even imagine anyone saying anything out loud about the size of my partner, and I come from a family of medium-sized people. The amount of judginess seems very alien to me, and I'm sorry you live near people that are like that.

What does a troll's gender have to do with it?

better idea:

BEADS?

Prana is awesome. I own some of their man-shorts.

"Oh, you just hit me really hard in the kidney with that door knob! I'm sorry!"

The people that say non-monogamy comes pre-installed emphasize that sex among humans has a primarily social function, not reproductive. Honestly, 99.99% of the time people have sex, they're not thinking "Whee, makin' babies!". It's about strengthening social bonds with the people you like.

My thoughts while reading this thread were, "BUT 3/4 OF AN AVOCADO CAN'T LIVE THAT LONG IN THE FRIDGE"