That's what they all say. You don't even think about cheese after 2 weeks.

Technically, I've already told you too much. You'll soon be brought before the Vegan High Council for (humane) memory erasure.

I have come to the conclusion that it is not possible to tire of fresh mango. All day every day.

Not really. There's not less protein available to vegans, just different protein.

Beans, grains, nuts, tofu, tempeh, lentils.

I don't understand your revulsion. It's a fuzzy, upside-down dog that eats fruit. I'll hang out with my bat buddies and eat some mangos, if it's quite all right with you.

The differences indicate increases in "obesity" diagnoses. Not necessarily an accurate measure of weight increase. Smells of sudden over-diagnosis of "ADHD" children. I'm not saying that obesity is not real, but the cultural freakout in America over obesity must have influenced these data in some way.

Mexico is the fattest country, according to the UN.

"That number would be much higher if more people didn't hate fun"

Excuse me, but people have sex together so both parties can enjoy it. I don't understand the problem you have with one person gaining satisfaction by pleasing the other. Why would I be anything but flattered if my partner took pleasure in my pleasure? That's what makes it fun. I don't dissect my partner's motives to…

Actually, I much prefer wreckless sex.

That's not math-challenged. That's being tuned out because you're another tedious customer and oh christ can I just quit already.

Rice Mellow is a fucking lie.

Duh.

I eat quinoa for the protein, but I get tired of it fast. I always find myself wishing for rice instead.

Once you find a good formula it'll be banana ice cream all day err'day for about two weeks. It's a beautiful thing.

How ripe were your bananas? I get the best results when they're totally yellow, no green and no black. Add a tablespoon of milk to the food processor to help things along. A tiny pinch of salt helps bring out the sweetness, and it doesn't hurt to add some sweetener of your choice.

It's a really cool ecological landmark/education center now!

Did you think you are adding to the dialogue? "But I could NEVER do without CHEEEESE!" is the most common reaction people provide upon learning I'm vegan. In fact, I said the same thing a dozen times. You have a habit, not a symbiotic relationship. Behaviors are difficult to change, but once you abstain from a food…

"Porn is introducing into the equation something that God never intended to be there to begin with."