I can't hear the word "Episcopalian" without wondering what kind of device an Episcope is.

More pegging would make the world a better place.

For the love of God, someone adjust the black point on this poor photograph

whoops, duplicate.

I love this and I am dying.

The use of two versions of "content" threw me off for a second.

Your mom should have worn a condemn.

Scientists who say that evolution doesn't work toward any end goal are wrong. It was avocados. Now we can wrap this whole thing up, because evolution is done.

I did not intend to call your badassery into question.

I don't think "straight razor" means what you think it means. Unless you're an utter badass.

Perhaps we need a new category of service dog, so nobody can stop us from bringing our non-judgemental, ever-loving companions everywhere. "He's my emotional support dog! See, he has the little vest to prove it!"

As an introverted person, I find dogs at social events to be absolute blessings. Ear rubs all evening and I don't have to look at or speak to anyone!

"Exaltation of Larks" is my favorite

That is a face-numbingly feeble argument. Even if the food produced by GMO plants is safe to eat, there are other factors at work. GMOs are part of a larger agricultural-industrial system, and proper labeling helps consumers decide what kind of economic message they are sending to food producers. You may be surprised…

Thank you. It's not that GMOs are necessarily harmful to eat, it's the larger picture.

The FDA's stated purpose is to promote food industries. Their primary responsibility is not caution with regard to food safety or ethics.

It's all fun and games until someone invents a new prion!

Lindy. Mousepad? Explain!

This comment thread consists mostly of one person fellating his own fashion sense. This is the most tedious thing I've read all day.