All sorts of things.

I was a c-section baby, and my mom told me the morphine made her puke and subsequently tear the stitches.

Dan Savage polled his readers and settled on Vajestic. Rhymes with majestic.

"Drums in the deep!"

Vegan food sources are more land-efficient than animal-based ones. If demand for non-animal foods was greater, there would likely be more food to go around.

Amen. I'm a guy and I keep mine long because it doesn't fucking do what I tell it to when it's short. Ponytail is so much easier.

"No one is paying attention to you, so stop freaking out. Stop hating yourself. Find something you like and do that thing, and other people who like you will find you. Bye."

Yikes, steer clear from spermicide. It's a detergent and does not belong in anyone's body.

If he complains about your hair, he ain't worth it. Just keep it how you like it and let it be your barometer.

He's not asking anything of women's vulvas that women don't ask of his face.

Listen carefully. He stated a personal (albeit unsolicited) preference. He is not the elected spokesperson for men. Please relax and don't conflate his opinion with those of others.

Oh, I thought it was an IT Crowd reference. Never mind. Sadface.

sorry, did you say "damp squid"?

Don't fall for it! I was convinced to buy some "raspberry" kombucha without knowing what it was. I bought it for the chia seeds.

Welcome to the "People Who Like Books That Get Movie Adaptations" club!

Phoenician.

Nutritional yeast disrespect? Get out!

I'd like to baselessly speculate that a majority of men prefer her type of figure over traditional model-types. Those hips are just beautiful.

Even though I'm a man, the though of sensitive ladybits +needles just... (shudder).