Can I be invited to your grouch party?

Lovable humans are the best.

I can't even imagine anyone saying anything out loud about the size of my partner, and I come from a family of medium-sized people. The amount of judginess seems very alien to me, and I'm sorry you live near people that are like that.

What does a troll's gender have to do with it?

better idea:

BEADS?

Prana is awesome. I own some of their man-shorts.

"Oh, you just hit me really hard in the kidney with that door knob! I'm sorry!"

The people that say non-monogamy comes pre-installed emphasize that sex among humans has a primarily social function, not reproductive. Honestly, 99.99% of the time people have sex, they're not thinking "Whee, makin' babies!". It's about strengthening social bonds with the people you like.

My thoughts while reading this thread were, "BUT 3/4 OF AN AVOCADO CAN'T LIVE THAT LONG IN THE FRIDGE"

That's what they all say. You don't even think about cheese after 2 weeks.

Technically, I've already told you too much. You'll soon be brought before the Vegan High Council for (humane) memory erasure.

I have come to the conclusion that it is not possible to tire of fresh mango. All day every day.

Not really. There's not less protein available to vegans, just different protein.

Beans, grains, nuts, tofu, tempeh, lentils.

I don't understand your revulsion. It's a fuzzy, upside-down dog that eats fruit. I'll hang out with my bat buddies and eat some mangos, if it's quite all right with you.

The differences indicate increases in "obesity" diagnoses. Not necessarily an accurate measure of weight increase. Smells of sudden over-diagnosis of "ADHD" children. I'm not saying that obesity is not real, but the cultural freakout in America over obesity must have influenced these data in some way.

Mexico is the fattest country, according to the UN.

"That number would be much higher if more people didn't hate fun"

Excuse me, but people have sex together so both parties can enjoy it. I don't understand the problem you have with one person gaining satisfaction by pleasing the other. Why would I be anything but flattered if my partner took pleasure in my pleasure? That's what makes it fun. I don't dissect my partner's motives to…