Actually, I much prefer wreckless sex.

That's not math-challenged. That's being tuned out because you're another tedious customer and oh christ can I just quit already.

Rice Mellow is a fucking lie.

Duh.

I eat quinoa for the protein, but I get tired of it fast. I always find myself wishing for rice instead.

Once you find a good formula it'll be banana ice cream all day err'day for about two weeks. It's a beautiful thing.

How ripe were your bananas? I get the best results when they're totally yellow, no green and no black. Add a tablespoon of milk to the food processor to help things along. A tiny pinch of salt helps bring out the sweetness, and it doesn't hurt to add some sweetener of your choice.

It's a really cool ecological landmark/education center now!

Did you think you are adding to the dialogue? "But I could NEVER do without CHEEEESE!" is the most common reaction people provide upon learning I'm vegan. In fact, I said the same thing a dozen times. You have a habit, not a symbiotic relationship. Behaviors are difficult to change, but once you abstain from a food…

"Porn is introducing into the equation something that God never intended to be there to begin with."

I can't hear the word "Episcopalian" without wondering what kind of device an Episcope is.

More pegging would make the world a better place.

For the love of God, someone adjust the black point on this poor photograph

whoops, duplicate.

I love this and I am dying.

The use of two versions of "content" threw me off for a second.

Your mom should have worn a condemn.

Scientists who say that evolution doesn't work toward any end goal are wrong. It was avocados. Now we can wrap this whole thing up, because evolution is done.

I did not intend to call your badassery into question.

I don't think "straight razor" means what you think it means. Unless you're an utter badass.