I’m willing to go with the coffee or chocolate (hey, they put chocolate in mole, right), but I think cinnamon in chili is an abomination. And I like cinnamon. In ice cream. On apples. In chewing gum. But not in chili. Used to be a place around DC called Hard Times that, among other nastiness, used to serve a…

Well you know what they say about ladies with big feet. They get through a lot of candles.

Oh, please don’t act like cigs are trivial.

Thank you for posting the reminder. Hopefully people will listen. I’ll add a plea for extra restraint if you know you’re going to be in an enclosed space for a while. People who douse themselves in perfume before getting on a plane (or only bring heavily-scented lotion and insist on reapplying throughout the trip) are…

I would prefer to have a script with actual vocabulary than to say the same word with different nuances.

I’m not aware of Ancestry’s connection with “the government” but I do know they’re connected to the Mormon (LDS) church. In frankness giving the Mormons my DNA scares me more than giving it to “the government”.

Your blood volume increases and your blood also has to start circulating through the placenta, as well as all kinds of hormone level shifts, up and down, and it really can be a rollercoaster.

Watch how they treat wait staff, ticket takers etc. If they are genuinely kind to them, they are probably a genuinely kind person all around. The opposite is also likely true.

Every year I do my own personal “Super Bowl Challenge”. I like to see how long after the game I can go without finding out who won. My record was almost 9 days.

Considering I live in Colorado I suspect I won’t make it past breakfast Monday.

The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
“They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
“They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
“They should’ve lived in another country.”
“They shouldn’t be having sex.”

My local high school discontinued football this fall because so few boys wanted to play. Worry about brain and other injuries was apparently a factor. The soccer and basketball teams are thriving and have tons of community support .

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental…

Please Tip: All proceeds will go toward this sloth’s astronaut training.
Please consider his aspirations.

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

I feel like I have an internal prejudice against people that don’t enjoy listening to classical music, I am sorry. :(

‘Being technically interesting doesn’t make it enjoyable to listen too, take classical music for instance.’

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…