lol

Yeah, but even if it’s the same direction, at least you’re not driving with your asshole. Which I think is the true metaphor.

If the Popeye’s chicken sandwich was the President Obama of chicken sandwiches, then this grotesque idiot of a sandwich qualifies as the Trumpest of sandwiches.

You guys will do great, so long as you remember the golden rule around here: tacos are sandwiches.

Cops in the state I fly out of don’t give a shit about weed. And the ones at the destination on the return won’t find none because there won’t be none left. 

Because you assholes tried to kill Clashtalk.

What are you going to do, call the cops?

Buy a pax pod. Pack the cartridge with your toiletries. Keep the battery in your pocket. Don’t vape on the airplane, duh. Enjoy your trip.

For sure, but there’s a death in Oregon from a dispensary-bought cannabis cart. Made me switch back to flower until this shite gets sorted out. If you can’t combust, the least anyone should do is spring for the top-shelf carts.

Nextdoor confirms my belief that, nah, I don’t need to get to know the neighbors. Also my belief in mantraps.

You live in America, what did you expect? Most of the country is full of assholes, dipshits, grifters, dirtbags, weasels, scalawags, morons, nutbags, pissbabies, Trump voters, and cilantro haters. Where you’re lucky if your worst neighbors are just inbred yokels. 

Yeah, I click at the ones in my yard and they fly up to say hi (or gouge my eyes out).

There used to be a troll staining these boards for a minute that went by bedbugs; he was as loathsome as Stephens is stupid. Just like Stephens, it didn’t take much to troll the fuck out of the idiot. 

That narrator was Shakespearean in his ability to find jokes in the darkest of situations.

Yep, he prolly calls her his little “Afghan dog”.

I don’t like his IRL edgelord bits. He should stick to trolling Splinter.

Growing up, these were called Papadias. I have many fond memories of sneaking a cooler full of them into the drive-in and dipping them in our pail of movie theater nachos.

MAKE A SHEET CAKE MORONS.

She was good in A Bad Moms Christmas, which is more than I can say about the Gawker/Giz Media/WTFBBQ authors that also got Trump elected.

Yeah, I didn’t put one on my front door for this reason. I just have one in the backyard and it regularly catches me sneaking a joint every now and then (like I’m some teenager and don’t live in a legal state). Still waiting to catch a raccoon slipping.