Peeping on his mom, no less.

Lard or gtfo.

Godwin’ed and Streisan’ed in one tweet. 

Thank you. And there is a further distinction between the extermination camps of the Nazis (which no one is comparing these to) and the concentration camps that they started out as (which is an apt comparison).

Poochie or bust.

I logged into the Takeout app just to star this.

The “boy” comment is the real issue here, not compromising with evil fuckers (it’s a two party system folks). This is just another example of Biden’s propensity to say the weird, stupid, or racist shit in his head. So, typical White dude stuff. What’s the beef? 

That’s wasting a tortilla, a cardinal sin.

My college girlfriend had a roommate who would steal food from the communal fridge (it was all labeled, so she had no excuses). So one day another roommate put ex-lax in some food she left in the fridge. The offender was shitting for days and never stole another bite after that.

Y’all forgot the pork rinds. 

Yup, plenty of Libras will be funneled into the Trumpster fire.

I thought it was because it was located in Michigan.

Spoiler alert:

They probably realize that it’s not just their ethnic cuisine they’re cooking, but literally most of the food served in restaurants. 

Probably that none of those categories preclude being an American.

Desperation.

Nah. It’s probably the same few million tubbos rocketing their sales by eating 5 sandwiches a sitting. Once they succumb to atherosclerosis, their sales will plummet.

Dr. Thomas Bower, a 27-year-old software engineer...

So basically a yob. They know their fan base.