Not me. 

Just imagine what the company’s numbers would look like if its locations were open Sundays their sandwiches were good.

¡Ay, ay, no! ¡Mis huevos!

Like most local chains, it’s the intangible qualities that define them. Just like In-n-Out trades on the carefree, golden era of California that never was, Whataburger embodies the overhyped cattleshit on which Texas was founded.

These Chicago guys are going to start selling deep-dish Whataburgers and making their queso out of mootzarell. 

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.

TRUTH.

Regardless of the outcome, the Raptors coach should be fired on principle alone.

It was a fart.

I sometimes have multiple dinners a night, so I can only sample a plate. I wish every restaurant had tapa size portions of entrees so you could just try a few things on the menu. Until then, I’ll keep ordering the full entrees and just nibble each one. 

The best part about pies, is that you can put anything in them. Starter meat pie is going to be on my next cookout menu.

I still savor that flavor. But at least you guys are contenders and we’re now just pretenders.

That man knows his way around a sausage.

Man, Fred Armisen is looking old these days.

It’s why I swore of not-murdering folks.

I have done nothing to my body or my face,” Kravitz told Mr. Porter in a 2017 interview.“I just wash it with water.”

Who makes steak at a cookout? Unless we’re talking carne asada, then we’re talking.

A better system than our dark money system would be to just allow corporate sponsorship of candidates, like they do in NASCAR. Just make them wear all the logos of the corporations they are getting money from. Me, I’m voting for the cool guy with the PornHub jacket.

It’s like Trader Joe’s if it were having a going-out-of business sale of random shit. This place is more like Grocery Outlet, which sells grocery closeouts, but without the pleasant surprises of organic products. The few times I’ve been to an Aldi, I felt like it was the eve of a hurricane and everything was about to…

Only to have the boy who sat around mumbling the same pointless line for the last two seasons swoop in and be named king...