I logged into the Takeout app just to star this.

The “boy” comment is the real issue here, not compromising with evil fuckers (it’s a two party system folks). This is just another example of Biden’s propensity to say the weird, stupid, or racist shit in his head. So, typical White dude stuff. What’s the beef? 

That’s wasting a tortilla, a cardinal sin.

My college girlfriend had a roommate who would steal food from the communal fridge (it was all labeled, so she had no excuses). So one day another roommate put ex-lax in some food she left in the fridge. The offender was shitting for days and never stole another bite after that.

Y’all forgot the pork rinds. 

Yup, plenty of Libras will be funneled into the Trumpster fire.

I thought it was because it was located in Michigan.

Spoiler alert:

They probably realize that it’s not just their ethnic cuisine they’re cooking, but literally most of the food served in restaurants. 

Probably that none of those categories preclude being an American.

Desperation.

Nah. It’s probably the same few million tubbos rocketing their sales by eating 5 sandwiches a sitting. Once they succumb to atherosclerosis, their sales will plummet.

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So basically a yob. They know their fan base.

Not me. 

Just imagine what the company’s numbers would look like if its locations were open Sundays their sandwiches were good.

¡Ay, ay, no! ¡Mis huevos!

Like most local chains, it’s the intangible qualities that define them. Just like In-n-Out trades on the carefree, golden era of California that never was, Whataburger embodies the overhyped cattleshit on which Texas was founded.

These Chicago guys are going to start selling deep-dish Whataburgers and making their queso out of mootzarell. 

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.